Jimmy the K. As last nights interim manager, Id like to clear up any scoring discrepancies that may have been disseminated throughout the country. The official ledger shows the final tally to be 14-2 in favor of the baseball Giants hailing from New York over the Yankees, Damned by appellation.

Now this 12-run deficit occurred mainly due to the superior efforts of one Ronald Massaroni of the famed Schenectady Massaroni clan. His magnificent speedball and hook ball thwarted the Yankee attempts at safe batting. Mr. Massaronis 7 inning full-monty made a real dogs dinner out of any Yankees offensive challenges.

In addition to the splendid efforts of the Giants hurler, Massaroni, a Shane Quackenbush of the Tamarack Quackenbush circle, struck the ball with mighty force on multiple occasions. Ease of motion, loud cracking thunder whilst contacting the hurled sphere, landing in undefended territory with regularity. Bobs your uncle!

Damn Yankees striker, Mr. Paul Post was the mutts nuts on the offensive side. Four well struck balls eluded Giant defenders. Mr. Post was quite a competent batsman and competitor. Hats off to you, mate.

Tuesday on the 13th of August, on the Diamond of artificial land, The Giants of New York will challenge the Cubs of New York for the rights to advance in this tournament of double losses. We shall fight the good fight. At the conclusion of said match, there will be a pints of wallop for all.

One side will throw a spanner in the works of course but always, the best of luck to both clubs (which in 55 speak equates to, dont get hurt).